This is my prediction for the upcoming Lok Sabha elections 2014. I have made the following algorithm and I am pretty sure the things would flow according to this algorithm of prediction.
But before that I would like to make you aware about the elections in India. So here we go:-
India is the largest democracy in the world. People of India elect their ministers for the candidature of the Lok Sabha assembly in the Parliament of India.
Lok= "People" and Sabha= "Assembly".
Lok Sabha is composed of representatives of the people from 543 constituencies, chosen by direct election. This election is held every 5 years (under normal conditions) for a total of 543 seats of the Lok Sabha assembly. These 543 seats are to filled by ministers elected and chosen from 543 different constituencies across the country, chosen in such a way that when divided among all the different states, they receive an equal ratio of membership based on their relative population with each other.
Now take a look at the major national parties...
Nah! bad idea. let's sum it up to Congress and BJP only.. (others are either left or right :D, some even stuck in the middle ).
Some people think AAP (Aap Admi Party) will make a difference this year, I hardly think so! They haven't even made their mark properly in the state elections and moreover they couldn't stand up to their ideologies, now acting pretty degressive (apparently this is what it seems to me).
My weirdest dream would be "AAP being a deciding hero having the game changer card in their hands.." this still is all so scarce by nature.
BLAME ! BLAME ! BLAME ! and SANYAS ! SANYAS ! DHARNA ! DHARNA ! DHARNA!
Moving on....
For a party to form a regular government it should have 272 seats in the Lok Sabha. Either ways they can also form a government in alliance with some other parties with lesser number of seats in order to reach the mark of 272 or even exceed it.
for BJP(and its regular alliances) = 272 || 272+
Government: BJP ;
PM: You know it! PLEASE;
elseif (BJP != 272) then
Congress+X = Government;
PM: Sonia Gandhi;
where X is a clustered alliance of AAP, SP and other sidekicks..who will later on try to perturb the functioning of a smooth governance in order to get a better grip on its neck, leaving the masses to regret and tune in to hopelessness again.
else BJP+X = Government;
where X is a clustered alliance of some fat guys/gals from south India and north east (not sure about them though) who will more or less try to do the same shit as in case 1 but won't be much effective and will be kicked from time to time eventually disturbing the masses and confusing them to reconsider their beliefs and challenge their ideologies and hopes in the coming years but tending to expect some RESULTS.
In conclusion: World could be a better place if BJP comes in power as they will have to stand up to their imperious promises and hopes (in short "hype" ) and their supremacy will always lie in bottleneck.
Weird angles to expect this summer:
But before that I would like to make you aware about the elections in India. So here we go:-
India is the largest democracy in the world. People of India elect their ministers for the candidature of the Lok Sabha assembly in the Parliament of India.
LOK SABHA
Lok Sabha(a hindi term) means "House of the people" is the lower house of the Parliament of India.Lok= "People" and Sabha= "Assembly".
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| A regular session day inside the Parliament, New Delhi |
Now take a look at the major national parties...
Nah! bad idea. let's sum it up to Congress and BJP only.. (others are either left or right :D, some even stuck in the middle ).
Some people think AAP (Aap Admi Party) will make a difference this year, I hardly think so! They haven't even made their mark properly in the state elections and moreover they couldn't stand up to their ideologies, now acting pretty degressive (apparently this is what it seems to me).
My weirdest dream would be "AAP being a deciding hero having the game changer card in their hands.." this still is all so scarce by nature.
BLAME ! BLAME ! BLAME ! and SANYAS ! SANYAS ! DHARNA ! DHARNA ! DHARNA!
Moving on....
For a party to form a regular government it should have 272 seats in the Lok Sabha. Either ways they can also form a government in alliance with some other parties with lesser number of seats in order to reach the mark of 272 or even exceed it.
"THE ALGORITHM" OF POLL:
Here is the algorithm that describes what might happen in this summer of 2014:for BJP(and its regular alliances) = 272 || 272+
Government: BJP ;
PM: You know it! PLEASE;
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| Narendra Modi |
elseif (BJP != 272) then
Congress+X = Government;
PM: Sonia Gandhi;
 |
| Sonia Gandhi |
where X is a clustered alliance of AAP, SP and other sidekicks..who will later on try to perturb the functioning of a smooth governance in order to get a better grip on its neck, leaving the masses to regret and tune in to hopelessness again.
else BJP+X = Government;
where X is a clustered alliance of some fat guys/gals from south India and north east (not sure about them though) who will more or less try to do the same shit as in case 1 but won't be much effective and will be kicked from time to time eventually disturbing the masses and confusing them to reconsider their beliefs and challenge their ideologies and hopes in the coming years but tending to expect some RESULTS.
In conclusion: World could be a better place if BJP comes in power as they will have to stand up to their imperious promises and hopes (in short "hype" ) and their supremacy will always lie in bottleneck.
Weird angles to expect this summer:
1. Congress lacks majority, AAP appears as a life saving game changer supporting congress and its fellow alliances and in return asks them to make Arvind Kejriwal as the Prime Minister of India. whoa AK! that's big, dude!
2. Same alternate story with BJP but this time BJP will refuse to accept AK in, so no output here.. but still BJP will find some other way to gain majority... because they just can't let it sway. BJP will come!
3. No Rahul Gandhi (sorry if that hurts (few of you) but ye sach hai)... Did you just asked why? Ohkay listen... Because Rahul is just not ready, he can't be the PM this time.. they will make him some sort of minister who's generally on and off the TV revolutionizing things around so that he gets every possible frame on screen and prepare him for the next BIG thing 5 year down the lane.
4. So who else if not RG... the answer is SG. If congress party comes in power Sonia Gandhi is going to be the PM. Again the same question?
Ans: Because Manmohan Singh saab should retire.. it's his time for a restful retirement from major positions and find peace. Dude, he is 81! How long do you expect a guy to work? He definitely is a nice man, cleanest congressman ever ! A little bit shy though.
Oh! did I just skip the question you asked about SG?
Ans: Didn't you ever noticed SG has been trying to prepare all of us. She and the congress has been trying hard to calm people's harsh emotions against her and accept her existence as NOT SO FROM FOREIGN LAND! (this is ridiculous, but people do take it this way).
Let's see what happens if congress comes into power again.
Note: This is all pun intended and I do not mean to insult or offend any person in anyway. These are my predictions and not based on any biased or unbiased source (not even mine). I only intend to make aware and share some relevant information from a different perspective (that might be accidentally funny sometimes).
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a very good analysis....... and also i agree with ur points..... some with 100%, some more, even some less also........:p :p
ReplyDeleteThanks saryu. This is for fun.. no extreme logical discussion here.
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